Cheltenham Festival is here!!

http://www.cheltenham.co.uk/festival/the_festival.html

Pass on any tips and whispers you may here aboot the racing.

I remember some spacka used to waste all his money post some decent tips here, is he still aboot or has he been locked up for feelin bints tits?

Pffft. I think I only ever got one good tip from that spacka.

doorty bint

15:20 Cheltenham

Hot Favorite - BINOCULAR 7/4
Outsider - CELESTIAL HALO 9/1
Good Each Way Bet - ASHKAZAR 20/1

Good Luck

aye he got the 1-2-3 spot on last yearin the gold cup.

Well?

Up €17

Are you saying I should have used his tips?

Bad start for me but ended up £10 for the day - took a bint jockey to do it for me though!

So none of them won? Good.

2nd & 3rd though, good E/W bets

Tomorrows tips will appear here later.









Much later cos nee fecker is interested so I cant be arsed.

No tips today but one to avoid

16:40 Horse called Ruff-Diamond

Sid walks his derg at that time so will be late for it, avoid at all costs.

watch it win now

Sid was nee where near, but I doubled my money for today

I know about as much about betting on horses, as I do about playing bandit machines

No bets for me today, but me Aul lad had two winners at 14/1 and 11/1.

today outsider is Mister McGoldrick 14:40 66/1

It'll have even less chance if I bet on it.

I reckon Neptunes Collonges will win the big one tomorrow

Nah, i think it'll be Denman

Im torn actually between putting a few quid on Denman to win or a top 3 of Denman, Kauto Star and Neptunes Collonges

get ya money on denman each way yella, out to 7/1 at some places. I've got 20 quid on him each way

Thinking of putting a Tricast on, but no idea what the returns would be so might just look at other bets.

1. Kauto Star
2. Denman
3. Exotic Dancer

i did that, £2 on denman each way at 6/1 and £2 on a top 3 of denman, kauto star and neptune collonges, dont know how much thats worth though

kauto star won it
denman 2nd
exotic dancer 3rd

Bollocks, knew I should have went for the Tricast. Still profit of £23.68 on placing Denman at stupid odds of 3.45 on betfair

Gets worse, just checked the payout from Paddy Power, I would have won £791.20 had I just been brave enough to click that little button "Place Bet". Oh well.

If i got that top 3 spot on, i found out id have got just over £662

Oh well at least i put on Denman each way too, least i got my money back

The only reason I didnt put my bet on was because I couldnt find any odds out and didnt want to waste £10 on something unlikely if the odds weren't good, if I'd had any idea that would have been the payout I wouldn't have hesitated in putting it on. At least I came out with something which I've put all the winnings onto Wolfsburg v Shalke which is going my way at HT, fingers crossed!