Anyone up for a hiding?

I'm going on the piss in Liverpool for the next 3 days but will be back and shit hot at Moonview Highway if you want to lose.

Go on then. I haven't been on it in weeks, and I'm a bit scared to go back on coz I'll ruin my 7000 + rating.

Mario Kart is for little kids. Little wonder you enjoy it then

Yep and you are a boring old bastard dumb fuck that wants to wear an England shirt when you go on holiday to Spain.

Lol how old are? and you still take things to heart....

I don't get worked up about anything on an internet forum but I do find some of it funny.

And? Do you have a problem with that Barry?
I repeat, Mario Kart is for little kids. Little wonder you enjoy it then

Go get you England shirt on and then you can be really hard.

You really are a mumbling buffoon

Really?

So mumbling I can fuck you over anytime I like and get you even more agitated.

Anyway that's the first time I've been called a "buffoon" by someone that thinks it's cool to wear an England top on their summer holidays in Spain.

Fucking bellend.

Summer holiday? It was my Easter holiday. My summer holiday will be in August, consisting of another two weeks in sunny Spain. Not three miserable days in a cold and wet tent at the Lakes like yourself.

Buffoon

So whay exactly are you laughing at then?

You are correct I will be spending a few nights camping in the Lakes because I'm a responsiblle father and I like to give my daughter time in the countryside, by the river, eating picnics, etc. and introducing her to the great outdoors. I can also assure you they will not be "miserable days" because I am spending them with my family and such days are never miserable but if that is how you look at spending time with your family then it says a lot for you and yours.

I am also going to Portugal for 2 weeks, London for a couple of nights and a show and possibly Euro Disney but on no occasion will I be wearing an England football top because unlike you I'm not a dickhead .

Cheers for the tip-off on places to avoid like the plague this year

Oh and by the way, I don't think a "responsible father," as you call yourself, would leave his daughter in order to go on the piss in Liverpool for three days .....your words not mine

It isn't me you "can fuck over any time," Buffoon, you are fairly adept at doing it to yourself

The Walker wanka strikes again.

My daughter was with her mother and therefore my behaviour was not irresponsible.

Having friends and going on a stag weekend is not irresponsible. It is what many people do when a friend of 25 years is getting married. You probably have no friends and therefore do not experience such things.

Editing your post after a day or two suggests one of two things, either 1) I've really rattled your scummy little Walkergate cage, or 2) You took some advice on what to post because the first effort was wank. Unfortunately for you the second one is equally as wank. Did you ask your thick as fuck wife for advice?

Are you sober or pissed this time Mr Responsible Father? Most of the time it really is difficult to tell.

I edited proofread the post because there was a gap of two and a half days before you could muster a response...perhaps in this time you again put yourself before your daughter in order to go on the piss? And when your response did come, it was typically shite. Just imagine had there been an emergency and you were needed back home while you were pissed out of your head in Liverpool. Very responsible. And did you lie to your daughter about where you were going or did you tell her the truth? "I'm going on the piss in Liverpool for three days,"....it sure is nice to welcome your child to the world of binge drinking - how responsible of you. Not only did you put yourself and your friend before your child, you also put the responsibility of looking after the child for three days on her mother. Nice one, so you are a selfish partner/husband as well? I pity your missus for having to put up with you....although, to be fair, on this occasion she was probably delighted with the three day break from you

Oh and talking about breaks, do try Mexico City next time, I hear it is perfect for a pig like you this time of year. Oink oink

At the very least, you deserve an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show.......stalker, "responsible father," pisshead and general gobshite.....Jeremy would have a field day

And as for that drivel about the England top

I'm bored of you dickhead.

Yeah, that bored that you rushed home to get online to post your thread, dumbfuck

P.S. I'm still waiting for you to "fuck me over"

What ever your thoughts Dorts, the Wii is fecking class!!!


Gives older more mature blokes to play games and actually enjoy/ progress something, apart from Resident Evil 4 that is


Ayway you auld get, buy a Wii and play the fecker , see you on the karts

We do have a Wii and some games are good, others are boring and some are for kids. I'm not too keen on the controller though. If I wanted to play a racing game, Project Gotham Racing would be my choice long before Mario Kart.

Pro Evo 2009 on Xbox is feking marvellous, fella