I'm looking forward to watching the golf over the next four nights but right now I'm going to check the prices on Shingo Katayama and Ernie Els.

It should be good when the media get over the Tiger Woods stuff on the first day.

One of my mates runs this site, check it out http://www.golfbettingsystem.co.uk/

and no I don't get any PPC income from it

It might sound daft, but I can honestly see Tiger sticking 2 fingers up to the media by going on to win the whole thing

Why's that daft?

Cos he'll probably have those two fingers sticking up some bints gash

LATEST ODDS

5/1: Tiger Woods
7/1: Phil Mickleson
8/1: Lee Westwood, Ernie Els
16/1: Padraig Harrington
20/1: Ian Poulter
25/1: Steve Stricker, Retief Goosen, Anthony Kim, Nick Watney
33/1: Yong-Eun Yang, Tom Watson
40/1: Rory McIlroy, Sergio Garcia, Angel Cabrera, Carlos Villegas, David Toms, Francesco Molinari, Charles Schwartzel

I stuck money on Els and Poulter yesterday.

Westwood and Els for me

The BBC have bought the rights to broadcast it and don't start until 9pm on the Thursday and Friday. Useless twats, I'm going to vote Lim Dem.

It's shaping up to be a good one though.

2 English lads in the lead Westwood playing class stuff. Great putting.

Still fancy Tiger though.

Tiger spent his money on some whores and some dickhead spent their money on an aeroplane with a shite banner. I'll go with Tiger.

nice of you to hshare those feelings but i'm a tad uncomfortable with such a personal detail

It was his wife

Aye good to see Westwood stepping up. His putting has usually been his downfall in previous majors. Hope he can keep it together.

Put money on Poulter before the masters began @ 33/1. looking good now.

Some great golf today so far.

Tiger and Poulter playing poorly. Mickelson on fire and just hit a brilliant eagle and nearly got 3 on the trot. Westwood still playing well too. Couples gaining again too.

Aye, it's getting interesting.

Quality stuff.

Not looking so clever now like