Some like it Hottiger
Aug 21 2010, 10:22 AM
QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Aug 20 2010, 07:17 PM)

One word, pathetic
Well done to Cook on getting a long awaited ton but apart fromt hat, its just been a lauguable batting performance
I had a feeling that might happen when he got out. Classic batting collapse from England, I thought we were supposed to be better than that these days...
Exiled Toon
Aug 21 2010, 10:38 AM
QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Aug 21 2010, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Aug 20 2010, 07:17 PM)

One word, pathetic
Well done to Cook on getting a long awaited ton but apart fromt hat, its just been a lauguable batting performance
I had a feeling that might happen when he got out. Classic batting collapse from England, I thought we were supposed to be better than that these days...
The collapse started with Strauss with only Cook and Trott facing more than 50 balls.
Having said that, Amjal got a lot of spin and Amir had the ball swinging well.
If Swann, Broad, Anderson and Finn can exploit those conditions we will have an exciting day's cricket
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 21 2010, 12:09 PM
2nd ball of the day and Broad is out, England all out for 222, Pakistan need 148 to win.
And already Anderson and Swann have taken early wickets, Pakistan are 57-2
Exiled Toon
Aug 21 2010, 12:52 PM
Swann is keeping us in the game - just!
103 for 3
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 21 2010, 01:41 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 12:52 PM)

Swann is keeping us in the game - just!
103 for 3
He's one of a small minority that have had a great match, figures of 6-92
Exiled Toon
Aug 21 2010, 02:17 PM
Anderson!!! 131 for 5
Who says test cricket is boring? Another couple of wickets could change the game..... <clutching at straws>
Exiled Toon
Aug 21 2010, 02:26 PM
Swann! 16 required or 4 wickets. Game on!
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 21 2010, 02:56 PM
Pakistan need just 5 now
Exiled Toon
Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM
Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
N`LouisNUFC
Aug 21 2010, 06:04 PM
Great spell of bowling by Anderson and Swann after lunch which made it get very close, but not to be. Good atmosphere though.
Some like it Hottiger
Aug 21 2010, 11:25 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM)

Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
I wasn't following this because I was out in the sun all day, however I don't class taking wickets against a decidedly suspect Pakistan batting line-up "showing character" - not being skittled over in such pathetic fashion yesterday would have been showing character.
Exiled Toon
Aug 22 2010, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Aug 21 2010, 11:25 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM)

Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
I wasn't following this because I was out in the sun all day, however I don't class taking wickets against a decidedly suspect Pakistan batting line-up "showing character" - not being skittled over in such pathetic fashion yesterday would have been showing character.
Strong views from someone who didn't watch the match. This "suspect" Pakistan batting line up has already beaten Australia this Summer. Hameed and Yousuf have been recalled to the side since then.
The collapse yesterday was poor but it was an explosive bowling spell from Amir and Ajmal that would have troubled most teams.
But what would I know - I only watched the game
Pakistani_toon
Aug 22 2010, 11:56 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 22 2010, 08:45 PM)

QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Aug 21 2010, 11:25 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM)

Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
I wasn't following this because I was out in the sun all day, however I don't class taking wickets against a decidedly suspect Pakistan batting line-up "showing character" - not being skittled over in such pathetic fashion yesterday would have been showing character.
Strong views from someone who didn't watch the match. This "suspect" Pakistan batting line up has already beaten Australia this Summer. Hameed and Yousuf have been recalled to the side since then.
The collapse yesterday was poor but it was an explosive bowling spell from Amir and Ajmal that would have troubled most teams.
But what would I know - I only watched the game
Pakistan's bowling attack was really good and they did the same to Australia so it's not easy to bat against them but I do think that while England have bowled well throughout the series, skittling Pakistan out the way they did in the first two test matches isn't saying a whole lot because Pakistan have gone past 300 once in the last 10 innings.Their batting is exceptionally weak, Yousuf apart.Yasir Hameed is the same as Imran Farhat not very good.And the rest of the bastmen well they've been complete shit all summer.And even in the second innings when Pakistan lost 3 wickets around 125, 2 off those wickets were Pakistan's stupidity/nerves like that run out.
And I'm not getting ahead of myself because of one Pakistan victory.I think that is the first time Pakistan as a team have properly challenged England as opposed to just the bowlers and England couldn't win especially when Pakistan stopped dropping catches
Great sports week though personally for me.Pakistan win and then Newcastle dole out a massive beating
Exiled Toon
Aug 26 2010, 08:53 AM
Looking at the weather forecast, I can't see there being much cricket played at Lords today, although the other 4 days are expected to be fine.
I expect a draw from this one
Gala
Aug 26 2010, 09:55 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 22 2010, 05:45 PM)

QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Aug 21 2010, 11:25 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM)

Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
I wasn't following this because I was out in the sun all day, however I don't class taking wickets against a decidedly suspect Pakistan batting line-up "showing character" - not being skittled over in such pathetic fashion yesterday would have been showing character.
Strong views from someone who didn't watch the match. This "suspect" Pakistan batting line up has already beaten Australia this Summer. Hameed and Yousuf have been recalled to the side since then.
The collapse yesterday was poor but it was an explosive bowling spell from Amir and Ajmal that would have troubled most teams.
But what would I know - I only watched the game
Game?
Test?
Match?
Test Match?
Exiled Toon
Aug 27 2010, 08:56 AM
QUOTE(Gala @ Aug 26 2010, 09:55 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 22 2010, 05:45 PM)

QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Aug 21 2010, 11:25 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 21 2010, 03:01 PM)

Pakistan take a deserved win. A great test match which sets things up nicely for Lords.
England showed a lot of character today but our batting must improve
I wasn't following this because I was out in the sun all day, however I don't class taking wickets against a decidedly suspect Pakistan batting line-up "showing character" - not being skittled over in such pathetic fashion yesterday would have been showing character.
Strong views from someone who didn't watch the match. This "suspect" Pakistan batting line up has already beaten Australia this Summer. Hameed and Yousuf have been recalled to the side since then.
The collapse yesterday was poor but it was an explosive bowling spell from Amir and Ajmal that would have troubled most teams.
But what would I know - I only watched the game
Game?
Test?
Match?
Test Match?
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you say
You pay your money
You take your choice
Exiled Toon
Aug 27 2010, 11:22 AM
England in all sorts of trouble. 47 for 4. Cook, KP (golden duck) and Colly all out this morning.
Amir has the ball moving all over the place.
Oh Shit - Morgan caught
Black country toon
Aug 27 2010, 06:30 PM
I left the cricket score at 81-5 before work and got back to see 322-7, Stuart Broad is a legend!
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 27 2010, 06:40 PM
QUOTE(Black country toon @ Aug 27 2010, 06:30 PM)

I left the cricket score at 81-5 before work and got back to see 322-7, Stuart Broad is a legend!
Trott as well, this is one unbelieveable 8th wicket stand, 231 at the moment
Black country toon
Aug 27 2010, 11:41 PM
Just seen the highlights, Trott is consitent and pateint, a great test batsmen (something Pieterson could learn) while Broad had all the strokes and deserved his first ever century.
Mohammed Amir deserves credit too, 6 wickets at Lords aged 18 is immense, he's got the potential to be one the the greatest bowlers of all time.
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 28 2010, 11:33 AM
and still the stand goes on, 263 now, Trott's got his 150, Broad is 15 away from joining him
Exiled Toon
Aug 28 2010, 12:04 PM
Excellent shot for Broad's 150
KP take note!
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 28 2010, 12:16 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Aug 28 2010, 12:04 PM)

Excellent shot for Broad's 150
KP take note!
Talk about putting KP to shame, this is not even supposed to be a specialist batsman, unbelieveable.
And they've got the 300 partnership too, great stuff
N`LouisNUFC
Aug 28 2010, 12:51 PM
Broad gone for 169.
Decent knock.
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 28 2010, 01:07 PM
QUOTE(N`LouisNUFC @ Aug 28 2010, 12:51 PM)

Broad gone for 169.
Decent knock.
Legendary, he and Trott have both practically saved the series for us.
Exiled Toon
Aug 28 2010, 01:31 PM
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Aug 28 2010, 06:34 PM
England all out for 446
Pakistan all out in reply for just 74 and after enforcing the follow-on, Pakistan are now 41-4 with Swann the main damage causer taking match figures so far of 5-18
Extraordinary
N`LouisNUFC
Aug 28 2010, 10:11 PM
Match fixing scandal!
NOTW have footage of a Pakistani associate receiving money in exchange for bowlers bowling no-balls.
Some like it Hottiger
Sep 2 2010, 12:48 PM
Bit more on the match-fixing scandal (actually not match-fixing, but I don't know what you call it - a bet-fixing scandal?), now Butt, Asif and Amir have been "stood down" for the rest of the tour. They apparently want to clear their names, but it's hard to see how at the moment.
It's probably the biggest story of this nature that I can remember since Hansie Cronje. He was banned for life of course, then died in slightly suspicious circumstances 2 years later.
The Inspiration
Sep 2 2010, 01:16 PM
QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Sep 2 2010, 12:48 PM)

Bit more on the match-fixing scandal (actually not match-fixing, but I don't know what you call it - a bet-fixing scandal?), now Butt, Asif and Amir have been "stood down" for the rest of the tour. They apparently want to clear their names, but it's hard to see how at the moment.
It's probably the biggest story of this nature that I can remember since Hansie Cronje. He was banned for life of course, then died in slightly suspicious circumstances 2 years later.
Think it's being described as 'spot-fixing' as it's only small parts of the game they were trying to 'fix'. That said it's not completely different to match-fixing, as if one of the no-balls had got Trott/Broad out early on in their stunning partnership, the match could have been a whole lot different. Being paid to bowl no-balls just seems a bit weird to me, even if they are found guilty. Then again it's a sad state of affairs when these things happen - especially in cricket of all sports.
Don't know if this seems lenient to many people, but as it's their first incident, I don't think the players should be banned for life.
Some like it Hottiger
Sep 2 2010, 03:37 PM
QUOTE(The Inspiration @ Sep 2 2010, 01:16 PM)

QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Sep 2 2010, 12:48 PM)

Bit more on the match-fixing scandal (actually not match-fixing, but I don't know what you call it - a bet-fixing scandal?), now Butt, Asif and Amir have been "stood down" for the rest of the tour. They apparently want to clear their names, but it's hard to see how at the moment.
It's probably the biggest story of this nature that I can remember since Hansie Cronje. He was banned for life of course, then died in slightly suspicious circumstances 2 years later.
Think it's being described as 'spot-fixing' as it's only small parts of the game they were trying to 'fix'. That said it's not completely different to match-fixing, as if one of the no-balls had got Trott/Broad out early on in their stunning partnership, the match could have been a whole lot different. Being paid to bowl no-balls just seems a bit weird to me, even if they are found guilty. Then again it's a sad state of affairs when these things happen - especially in cricket of all sports.
Don't know if this seems lenient to many people, but as it's their first incident, I don't think the players should be banned for life.
The reason it's unacceptable in this case doesn't have much to do with the result of the match - it is essentially colluding in money-laundering, which is a criminal act. I expect the sport will take a hard line on this (assuming they are found guilty).
It's only the first incident that we know about. Apparently Pakistani investigators have been looking into this kind of thing for a while.
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Sep 18 2010, 10:58 AM
Pakistani_toon
Sep 18 2010, 08:05 PM
QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 18 2010, 01:58 PM)

It's a bit convenient isn't it that this comes out when Pakistan wins?But during the first two games The Sun didn't release anything?The test match scandal I can believe but I think even the Pakistani players after that wouldn't be this stupid and it's just far too convenient this happens after Pakistan wins a game
Pakistani_toon
Sep 18 2010, 08:09 PM
QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Sep 2 2010, 06:37 PM)

QUOTE(The Inspiration @ Sep 2 2010, 01:16 PM)

QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Sep 2 2010, 12:48 PM)

Bit more on the match-fixing scandal (actually not match-fixing, but I don't know what you call it - a bet-fixing scandal?), now Butt, Asif and Amir have been "stood down" for the rest of the tour. They apparently want to clear their names, but it's hard to see how at the moment.
It's probably the biggest story of this nature that I can remember since Hansie Cronje. He was banned for life of course, then died in slightly suspicious circumstances 2 years later.
Think it's being described as 'spot-fixing' as it's only small parts of the game they were trying to 'fix'. That said it's not completely different to match-fixing, as if one of the no-balls had got Trott/Broad out early on in their stunning partnership, the match could have been a whole lot different. Being paid to bowl no-balls just seems a bit weird to me, even if they are found guilty. Then again it's a sad state of affairs when these things happen - especially in cricket of all sports.
Don't know if this seems lenient to many people, but as it's their first incident, I don't think the players should be banned for life.
The reason it's unacceptable in this case doesn't have much to do with the result of the match - it is essentially colluding in money-laundering, which is a criminal act. I expect the sport will take a hard line on this (assuming they are found guilty).
It's only the first incident that we know about. Apparently Pakistani investigators have been looking into this kind of thing for a while.
Asif deserves a life ban. He's definitely a questionable character.Twice caught with drugs and a scandal involving borrowed money with a Pakistani actress
And if Butt was involved well then he definitely should go.I actually had hope that he owuld make a good captain given that he's probably the first Pakistani captain since Wasim Akram to actually have some sort of proper education.Given the fact that unlike 99% of most Pakistani cricket players he is educated so he should absolutely know better and he definitely should not have leniency
The only person who I am slightly sympathetic for is Aamer since he is 18 but it also sends out a wrong message to other players.It's like if you're 18 and possibly one of the most exciting players around you can get away with things like that?But at the same time he is only 18.But Butt and Asif absolutely should be banned if they were involved
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM
Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stm
Exiled Toon
Sep 20 2010, 04:43 PM
QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM)

Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stmHe's on TMS now - absolutely barking!
He sounds as if he's foaming at the mouth
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Sep 20 2010, 04:46 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Sep 20 2010, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM)

Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stmHe's on TMS now - absolutely barking!
He sounds as if he's foaming at the mouth
Would you be the same if you were him? Bet you would'nt find many that would'nt be.
Some like it Hottiger
Sep 20 2010, 04:47 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Sep 20 2010, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM)

Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stmHe's on TMS now - absolutely barking!
He sounds as if he's foaming at the mouth
I suppose England were so determined to lose they hypnotised Umar Gul so he would become unplayable too.
Exiled Toon
Sep 20 2010, 04:48 PM
QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:46 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Sep 20 2010, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM)

Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stmHe's on TMS now - absolutely barking!
He sounds as if he's foaming at the mouth
Would you be the same if you were him? Bet you would'nt find many that would'nt be.
Sorry, I meant the Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Ijaz Butt. He's just finished a 10 minute rant at the interviewer.
Mad as a bag of frogs beaten with a stick
Dembas Strawberry Syrup
Sep 20 2010, 05:19 PM
QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Sep 20 2010, 04:48 PM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:46 PM)

QUOTE(Exiled Toon @ Sep 20 2010, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE(Yellow Dazzla @ Sep 20 2010, 04:41 PM)

Is this a man who's just getting desperate? I think so.
His comments have unsuprisingly pissed off Andrew Strauss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9014448.stmHe's on TMS now - absolutely barking!
He sounds as if he's foaming at the mouth
Would you be the same if you were him? Bet you would'nt find many that would'nt be.
Sorry, I meant the Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Ijaz Butt. He's just finished a 10 minute rant at the interviewer.
Mad as a bag of frogs beaten with a stick
Ah I see, I was on about Strauss, could'nt find the original article about Butt's allegations.
I hope that interview's repeated on their website, would be well worth a listen.
Some like it Hottiger
Sep 20 2010, 07:36 PM
Whitley Mag
Sep 21 2010, 09:28 AM
QUOTE(Some like it Hottiger @ Sep 20 2010, 07:36 PM)

Shilpa Shetty perhaps? She is the Cameron Diaz of Bollywood.
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